I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE HOLY SHIT.
NO BUT THIS IS MY MOST IMPORTANT HEADCANON AND I LITERALLY NEVER HEAR ANYONE ELSE BRING IT UP idk we should very much Discuss This At Length omg. <3
For anyone who was wondering my headcanon that Sybill Trelawney is a squib is still the Most Important Thing so yeah alright I’m glad we cleared that up.
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
Oscar de la Renta Fall 2014
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.